Best review ever :)
I was just browsing some of the reviews of one of my past time apps (just to let you know I haven’t updated it for last 10 years). Anyway, I have found something like this
Next is: I can’t use the support link to report this because it’s in an unknown language.
I felt like I am sort of an alien. Fortunately, I know that there are around 40_000_000 people speaking this “unknown language” ;) Uff. It’s not that unknown, after all.
This review made my day.
Another one is
Before you purchase, note that this app only works if …
Man, how can you even purchase something that is free – free as in a free beer. Damn, I think I am starting to not understand this whole new generation at all :)